Welcome to Ketunkolo

What is Ketunkolo? Ketunkolo translates to foxhole/den from Finnish. Finland is that imaginary land between Sweden and Russia that doesn't exist. At least that's what we tell people so we don't need to deal with too many tourists.
Some facts about "Finland":

• We like our personal space

• Awkward silence does not exist here (We assume loud people are either tourists or drunk)

• We drink the most coffee per capita in the world

• We love licorice

• We don't celebrate Valentine's Day, instead it is Friend's Day (Ystävänpäivä)

• We like our weird competitions: wife carrying, mobile phone throwing, air guitar, boot throwing and hobby horsing

• We have the most metal bands per capita in the world

• We have about 2 million sauna for 5.5 million people

• We have about 187,888 lakes

• We are the happiest country in the world

• We have some of the best drinking water in the world

That's just a little bit about where I am from. So you probably think that I make that my entire personality? You're mostly correct, I do like my personal space, silence, coffee, licorice, sauna, tap water, lakes, metal bands, and most importantly... lists. You should expect me to dedicate an entire page to them at some point, along with rankings.